these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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