Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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