I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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