so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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