Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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