that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Randomize
