Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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