woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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