): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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