I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You made out with two different species that night
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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