omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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