time to smoke my breakfast
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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