Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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