I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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