Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
she peed on how many people?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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