She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
