he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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