too bad you live with your parents still
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
