I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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