how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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