His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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