she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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