i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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