Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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