It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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