Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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