love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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