What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
PANTIES FOUND
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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