The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Randomize