Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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