Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
her vagine was all disorganized.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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