I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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