This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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