If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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