they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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