I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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