I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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