if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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