Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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