Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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