Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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