ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
And then he peed in my hair
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