You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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