Plan B is the new Plan A
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you win again, gameday.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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