Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
is it fun? or sober?
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