She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
What a dumb baby whore.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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