what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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