I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
someone owes me an orgasm
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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