Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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