I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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