Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
So many bounce houses so little time
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.