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• (503): View more from Oregon

  my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  there was naked duck duck goose

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  how does that even get suggested?!

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  after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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• (916): View more from California

  Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."

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• (607): View more from New York

  Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change

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• (530): View more from California

  People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.

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