But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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