I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
