I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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