On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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