Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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